Welcome to Day 1 of 12 of The 12 Days of the Worst Christmas Gifts.
On Day 1, we are faced with a Kazoo. You should never want to gift anyone this kazoo. The kazoo is twelfth on our list because it’s a staple in childhood memories and is loud and annoying. The sound of a bumble bee perfectly symbolizes that harmonic buzzing sound. Kids eat this gift up because of their constant need to be noisy.
On the other hand, kazoos are parents’ literal worst enemies because of the headaches and frustration they receive from them. Kazoos are like Walmart’s version of the harmonica or flute. It desperately wishes to be a real instrument, featured in an orchestra, but nobody truly likes it. We personally like this gift because we enjoy making people go crazy, and the nostalgia we receive from the kazoo is just a plus.
